Souljah Boy, he of the endless musical drivel, responds to the Proust questionnaire:
I asked him, “What historical figure do you most hate?” He was stumped. I said, "Others have said Hitler, bin Laden, the slave masters…" He said, "Oh wait! Hold up! Shout out to the slave masters! Without them we'd still be in Africa."
My jaw, at this point, was on the ground."We wouldn't be here," he continued, having no idea how far in it he'd stepped, "to get this ice and tattoos."
Ummm. What? No. Stop. Rewind.
Why the fuck is this kid still even around?
Wu-Tang – you're for the kids. Handle this fuckery!